Friday, May 17, 2013
TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY
TO THE PARADISE CITY
*Axel rose punches a dude in the galbladder*
*cock slaps a security guard*
*obama plays a guitar solo*
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
I’ve wondered about this scene for absolutely ages. I could never find anything that explained the connection between Beckett and Jack, but now I get it. Wow! Captain Jack Sparrow just got a whole lot better.
One of the best fanarts I’ve ever seen in my whole life. Remember when Velma and Johnny kinda hooked up in the old Cartoon Network commercials? Well. This.
they are perfect
there was actually an episode of Johnny Bravo where he met Scooby Doo.
I STILL SHIP THIS
The thing that made me do that other thing
AH THIS IS DOUBLELEAF’S ART YES EXCELLENT I DIDN’T KNOW THEY DREW THIS!
Thursday, May 16, 2013
This is 19 year old Marie Fowler. Her cancer just returned, and has been declared terminal. She’s already in Hospice Care. Her final wish is to meet Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens. Please, make it happen. Spread the word. This girl deserves it.
last time I had wine before bed…
I dreamt that the woman and I were competing in master chef being judged by a pony version of Gordon Ramsay
like 2 years ago.
TIME FOR A TRIP