Skyephobia is the fear of Bop It
Kafphobia is the fear of cars with the eternal left blinker.
Jakephobia is the fear of people who don’t listen to Classic Rock.
Yeah pretty much.
Micphobia is a totally rational fear and I do not blame you in the slightest if you have it.
Tarbyphobia is the fear of never gaining superpowers.
Omniphobia is… Probably a real fear, but it’s also the fear of everything. HOLY SHIT TEXT NO ;A;
Cyril the Wolfphobia is the fear of people not knowing songs from Queen.
and more appropriately: Cyrilphobia is the fear of marrying toast.